Jerry: That's totally dying! Rick: No, it isn't! It's everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin. Morty: Rick, are we about to die?! Rick: No, we're about to vanish from this reality. Jerry: Rick, why am I pulsing green? And don't say you don't know, because you're pulsing green. Morty: Wait, what? Wh-What's happening?! Rick: Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travellers. That was not worth it! It's corny! You, corn! Dying of starvation here! Morty: Oh my God, stop explaining! Stop explaining! Rick: Are you finished?! Rick: She's not finished. Morty: Mom! Rick: Beth, maybe! Rick: Is she trying to say something? W-We can't hear you! How dumb are.?! Beth, you're in a vacuum! Sound travels on air! Why am I yelling? Morty: Wow, great. Spinal cord, Robitussin as a base, then surprise me. Hey, remember, like a second ago, when you pretended to not know who Iron Man was? Who was that for? Rick: Sh-Shush, shush, Morty. Rick: "Evil Morty" - c-can we stop flattering this guy?! His plan was to monologue and fuck off! He basically threw a tantrum to announce he was quitting Twitter. Morty: I guess that was all part of Evil Morty's plan. Morty, I told you to write this down! I-I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did! Been drinking a lot of my piss. Citadel's gone, and the saucer we escaped in is out of power. Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space? I-I guess when you're dying, the first thing to go is your creativity.
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